12-Step Social Media Scanner & Intervention Bot

Also, there should be a 12-step bot that constantly scans people’s social media feeds for signs that things are out of control, like this:

 
 
 
  
  
 
 
 
 
  
  
 
 
 
 
  
  
 
…and then tweets you the location of your nearest AA, Overeaters Anonymous or Shoppers Anonymous, depending on the particular content and nature of your web-enabled misdeeds.